Bang Gang

It's one thing knowing your ex-boyfriend is a bit of a player, but it's another thing altogether to find out he's pimping himself out to anyone who'll pay good money for it.Not just himself, either. That would be far too regular for Darren Trent. Darren Trent - my teenage sweetheart and father to my two young girls - is not just whoring himself out. Oh no. Darren Trent pimps himself out alongside four of his mechanic friends - all of them at the same time. Five hot, sweaty mechanics at your service.They call themselves the Bang Gang... you can imagine. In a village our size I should keep my head down and hope the scandal blows over before the girls or my poor old Nanna catch wind of it. Only it's not blowing over. Far from it. It seems every woman in the village wants themselves a five-mechanic sandwich.They make no qualms about it, either. Just rock on up to my caf counter and ask how they can book themselves in for a Bang Gang special. Like I would know. I definitely wouldn't know.